Driving Lesson By Radrook

Driving Lesson By Radrook


"Damit Dummy! It's been the better part of three hours and you still can't get it right?

So maybe if I put a little English into it you'll get my drift?

You can take your freakin, fat, good-fer-nuffin, lazy foot off the gas pedal and slow down, retard!

Aha! Now your getting it! That’s it!

Now make sure to signal after ya stop for the light and make a right turn.

Careful with the old lady with the groceries crossing the street, dunce! Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that once that age you don’t know where you are, where you’ve been, or where you are going sometimes. It’s called dementia, loggerhead. Ma mom came down with it just recently and she’s a total wreck, numbskull.

There goes the green light now, moron, are you blind?

Now just see if ya can manage to signal without yanking the signal-light handle clear off the steering like you did last time, imbecile.

Good!

Good!

Now park the car over thire next to that hot-dog vending-kiosk, sheee-it for brains.

Easy on the gas pedal, simpleton, ya don’t gwanna plow into the fence up ahead and land in that lady’s back-yard swimming pool, fool.

That’s it!

That’s it!

Just esssssase her in nice and gentile without killing that cat on the curb like you killed that dawg last time we practiced, wacko!

Now turn the ignition key off, kick in the emergency brake, and let’s have lunch, nut case.

OK?

Knucklehead?

There!

All set!

Wow!

That sure was a hard practice simulation! Did I pass the driver-instructor test teach?”

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BTW

I don't treat people this way nor am not recommending that people be treated this way. This is a persona.