Post by Radrook Admin on Jun 27, 2024 6:29:31 GMT -5
Graduating From College Via another person's work?
Is that indeed possible? Well, unfortunately, yes it is. You see, if all your homework is done by someone else then that removes more than 90 percent of the effort that it takes to graduate from college.
For example, all the assigned essays on the topics are no longer your responsibility. All the time-consuming and meticulous research, including the provision of reliable, unbiased sources? Just hand them over and have them done. No problemo! No sweat!
That accompanied by the constant plagiarizing of articles in Readers Digest and other magazines, and all that remains is the easy memorizing of data to pass tests in class. Come graduation day, why, you can then smilingly don your graduation outfit, and victoriously strut about and stand proudly among the other graduates who have indeed earned their degrees by the honest sweat of their efforts, and very proudly receive yours as well. Right?
Yes, I am speaking from personal experience. No, not because I resorted to that sort of disgraceful dishonesty. Instead, it's because I was forced, under the constant threat of incessant nagging and constant bitter quarrelling, to do all this person's college homework. Otherwise, life would have become a veritable, interminable, insufferable living hell.
To make matters even worse, I was forced to simultaneously do my own extensive college homework. In short, it was a double academic burden that I was forced to carry for years.
So please forgive me if I don't consider this person to be a college graduate at all, despite her graduation degree. In fact, just to prove to myself that she really wasn't, shortly after her graduation, I composed a short essay in which I purposefully violated all the grammatical rules that I could think of, and employed all the illogical reasoning at my disposal. You know, the use of run sentences, lack of punctuation, glaring self contradictory statements, illogical propositions offering gossip as evidence, claims based on popularity, and all other basic things that an educated person is expected to notice immediately.
Then I began praising all these glaring mistakes to high heavens as I slowly read them. And voila! Just as I had expected, she stared at the page in awe and began mindlessly agreeing that the garbage that I had composed as a test, was a prime example of monumental writing skill.
In short, this cheater entered college with an empty brain, and emerged with an empty brain, and her college degree is as worthless as public restroom toilet paper.
That accompanied by the constant plagiarizing of articles in Readers Digest and other magazines, and all that remains is the easy memorizing of data to pass tests in class. Come graduation day, why, you can then smilingly don your graduation outfit, and victoriously strut about and stand proudly among the other graduates who have indeed earned their degrees by the honest sweat of their efforts, and very proudly receive yours as well. Right?
Yes, I am speaking from personal experience. No, not because I resorted to that sort of disgraceful dishonesty. Instead, it's because I was forced, under the constant threat of incessant nagging and constant bitter quarrelling, to do all this person's college homework. Otherwise, life would have become a veritable, interminable, insufferable living hell.
To make matters even worse, I was forced to simultaneously do my own extensive college homework. In short, it was a double academic burden that I was forced to carry for years.
So please forgive me if I don't consider this person to be a college graduate at all, despite her graduation degree. In fact, just to prove to myself that she really wasn't, shortly after her graduation, I composed a short essay in which I purposefully violated all the grammatical rules that I could think of, and employed all the illogical reasoning at my disposal. You know, the use of run sentences, lack of punctuation, glaring self contradictory statements, illogical propositions offering gossip as evidence, claims based on popularity, and all other basic things that an educated person is expected to notice immediately.
Then I began praising all these glaring mistakes to high heavens as I slowly read them. And voila! Just as I had expected, she stared at the page in awe and began mindlessly agreeing that the garbage that I had composed as a test, was a prime example of monumental writing skill.
In short, this cheater entered college with an empty brain, and emerged with an empty brain, and her college degree is as worthless as public restroom toilet paper.