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Post by Radrook Admin on Jun 13, 2019 8:36:56 GMT -5
Help me with my Tie!
On the day of my big job interview I woke up late. Frantically I threw on a suit. “OH NO!” I thought. “MY TIE!" My Dad was out of town and wasn’t there to help me, and for the life of me, I didn't know how to tie a tie! So I grabbed one and ran out the door with it. “Excuse me sir,” I said to the tall, lanky, cadaverously skinny crossing guard, “I have an important job interview, can you please help me make this tie?!” “Sure” said the guard in a rather unusually deep voice, “just lie down on this bench.” Well, if someone was going to help me, I wasn’t going to ask any questions. After he finished and the tie looked good, I just had to ask why I had to lie down. “Well, in my previous job, I learned how to tie tie’s on other people when they were lying down." he replied with a somber look on his haggard face while staring at me with bloodshot eyes. "What was your previous job?" I asked incredulously. “I was a Mortician"
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