Just don't get Jumped?
Aug 2, 2023 9:22:59 GMT -5
Post by Radrook Admin on Aug 2, 2023 9:22:59 GMT -5
Just don't get Jumped?
First let's define what we mean by getting jumped. Getting jumped means being suddenly and unexpectedly physically attacked by another person or a group of persons. This is something that is happening very frequently at schools these days.
Just don't get Jumped?
Now, that was offered on Twitter as a solution to getting jumped at school. Just decide that you will not get jumped, and voila! You will not get jumped. But of course, I am sure that the person suggesting this solution must have had some kind of a plan in mind. So let me try to unravel this mysterious suggestion.
Did he or she mean that one should avoid places where one is very likely to get jumped?
Well, from a schoolchild's perspective, I guess that might mean to avoid eating at the cafeteria, where jumpers like to jump other kids?
Or to avoid using the public restroom because jumpers will be waiting to jump.
Or does it mean not attending classrooms where jumping sometimes suddenly occurs?
Or does it mean asking the parents for homeschooling?
Let's consider each of these:
Unfortunately, each of these supposed solutions has its problems.
Avoiding the school restroom.
Obviously if you need to take a dump, you will need to use the restroom and risks getting jumped.
Avoiding the cafeteria?
Well, that entails eating lunch at another location where jumpers might follow.
Not attending classes?
Well, that means not getting an education.
Home Schooling
Well, not all parents are educated enough nor willing to provide homeschooling.
So what exactly did this person mean by saying: "Just don't get jumped!" ?
Anybody have any idea?