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Post by Radrook Admin on Jun 13, 2019 23:55:06 GMT -5
Golden Toilet Bowls Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude’s house and guy had toilets made of pure gold!” “No way!” says Joe. “Yes way,” insists Fred, “come with me and check it out for yourself if you don’t believe me.” - Twenty minutes later, they’re ringing the doorbell at the place. A middle-aged lady opens and Fred eagerly asks her, “Hi! I’m sorry to bother you, but there was a party at your house yesterday and my friend doesn’t believe that you have toilet bowls of pure gold!” - The lady stares at him for a moment and then yells into the inside of the house, “Roger, the pig that took a shit in your trombone is here!"
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