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Post by Radrook Admin on Jun 8, 2019 10:49:36 GMT -5
I am not a grain of corn! A man who imagined himself a grain of corn was afraid that chickens would eat him. After several months in a mental hospital, he was finally being discharged as he waited in the psychiatrist's hospital office. “So are you a grain of corn Mr. Frankenhausen?” the psychiatrist asked before signing his release papers. “That’s ridiculous! Of course I am not a grain of corn. I am a man!” the man responded in an offended tone. "Then considere yourself cured and you are officially discharged and free to leave!" A few moments later the man burst into the psychiatrists office out of breath,covered in perspiration,eyes bulging with terror.! “What happened Mr. Frankenhausen?” The psychiatrist asked as the man cowered fearfully in the corder next to the door. “There is a farmer with some chi, chi, chickens in the lobby!” he uttered in a quavering voice. “But Didn’t you just say that you no longer consider yourself a grain of corn?” “Öf course I am not a grain of corn!” the man shot back angrily. What do you think I am? Crazy?” “Then what is the problem?” the psychiatrist asked "What is the problem?” the man asked incredulously, as if it should have been more than obvious. “The problem is that I know that I am not a grain of corn. You know I am not a grain of corn. But how about the chickens?
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