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Post by Radrook Admin on Jun 7, 2019 0:09:54 GMT -5
A minister, a Heart surgeon and an engineer.... A minister, a heart surgeon and an engineer were standing on the 6th tee behind an especially slow foursome of golfers. The engineer said impatiently, "These guys are slow as molasses. They should let us play through!" The surgeon agreed, "Amazingly slow, and I've got to get back to the office!” The minister said, "I'll call the course marshal. We can ask him to speak to them.” The marshal showed up and the minister asked, “What's with these guys in front of us? They take half an hour on each hole." The marshal said, "Well, those guys are blind firemen. They saved our pro shop from a fire a few years back, losing their eyesight when the building collapsed. We let them play for free once a month." The three complainers were quiet for a minute. The minister finally said, "That's not only sad, but heroic. I’ll say a special prayer and take up a collection for them." The surgeon added, "Good. And I'm going to contact an ophthalmologist and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
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